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Drinking ...new findings that may help you.
Drinking and why you should cut down.

The latest independent research released recently..er about six months ago,suggest mildly excessive drinking may cause blurry vision. (even I could of told you that).

They found (eventually) with moderately excessive drinking you may or may not,depending on how good your balance is,fall off your bar stool.
There is also the problem of stinky breath.(has anyone seen my gum).

They are unsure whether these effects are permanent.(well good luck to them, I hope they find what they are looking for).


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