SANTINO or SANTINA... YOU DECIDE

Santino or Santina
(to the tune of poker face by lady Gaga...)

I am Santina and I love My winners Sash
But its quite clear that I have got no female Gash!
It is quite scarey and I hope it doesn't show
I'm not quite sure what's missin from my region down below...

Uh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

(Chorus)

Santina - Santino here I go
There is no clue in the way I dress
(Strange you've lost your unibrow now)
Can't you tell theres no swell,
Who do I impress
(Beth is gonna kick your ass now!)

Uh OH OH OH OH

We're twins from Italy its crap thats a farce
As you can tell when you just look at arse!
Theres only one conclusion of which your all aware,
I've never seen a woman who has that much fukkin hair!

(Chorus)

Santina - Santino here I go
There is no clue in the way I dress
(Strange you've lost your unibrow now)
Can't you tell theres no swell,
Who do I impress
(Beth is gonna kick your ass now!)

I' m not bluffin I've no muffin or no feminine swell
My tattoos give the game away if you couldn't tell!
  Is it INA Is it INO  I say how the fukk do I know
If you can't see it now I might as well ...

go uh oh uh oh uh oh ....


(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)