jacob and homework

oooooh ya ooooh ya(x2)



i know this kid, his name is jacob, he was sooo bored of homework and school, so one night he got on facebook he was hopeing for a brake on facebook looking for all the sexy girls, when his mom yelled ( JAKE DO UR HOME WORK), jake sat there day dreaming about his friends and doing stupid shit,oooooh he looked down at the floor and shout okay then turned away he got back on facebook found this one girl, and told her he was doing home work, (hey hey hey poor jacob hey hey hey poor jacob hey hey hey poor jacobhey hey hey poor jacob)Oh oh his homework is about the history of meth, now he doesn't care it's already too late he's going on his first date with his girl, that looks like a man, he has no clue whats going to happen next, on his first date ever he gets a call from his work they need him to come in to scare  Blake shelton and his wife, about a week after his date with the fugly girl he asked her to married him, bang bang he got married on Lisa's red train, i was pissed,(hey hey hey poor jacob hey hey hey poor jacobhey hey hey poor jacobhey hey hey poor jacob hey hey hey poor jacobhey hey hey poor jacob) later that week he  went over to his buddy kameron, as they sat in kamerons garge smoking hookah and watching jackass, they have these girls comeover to hang out, then they started chowing down on nathan's hot dogs while they were jamming to punk rock. jacob and kameron start to play mw2, with not knowing who wins, the girls are betting on them, kameron hears a noise, has the girls hid under the bed and this random guy domonic gose and grabs a knife and kam grabs his gun and scareds jake.oh he loves to yelll with kameron at mw2  FUCK YOU! GO SUCK A COCK! YOUR LOOKIN AT MY MOTHER FUCKING SCREAM YA ASS!(hey hey poor jacobhey hey hey poor jacob hey hey hey poor jacobhey hey hey poor jacob) CLOWNY DAGGERS!!!!!!!