Random Strange Thoughts.

Log 1: Cats and dogs not getting along is easily relatable to kelp juice.
Log 2: If the police where made of licorice, then are we made of rice?
Log 3: If everything causes cancer, so does interacting with people.
Log 4: Is it legal to try and engineer a lawnmower using chewing gum?
Log 5: Wait, if living glow-in-the-dark mice exist, does that mean I can glow in the dark too?
Log 6: Can I propose an Idea for a squid that could mow your lawn?
Log 7: Ah, yes, I am the true procrastination master. I even procrastinate sleep!
Log 8: Calligraphy, my hands find it to be more of "Killigraphy".
Log 9: What if goats replaced us humans? would there be Human cheese Instead of goat cheese?
Log 10: The spiders are conspiring with the squirrels in order to make socialism popular.
Log 11: Am I a fish?
Log 12: Ass; It can make the world go round, or make it go stiff.
Log 13: Fuck
Log 14: I wonder if food from a space monkey would taste like bananas or airline food.
Log 15: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy sounds like a pimp, Until you hear their album.
Log 16: Bats are just the crossbreed of a rat and a pigeon.
Log 17: If X=6 and the equation is 4X•5, then why the hell are squirrels relevant to the equation?
Log 18: If you shave a cactus, then is it just a really large, stale pickle?
Log 19: would aliens storm a military base to get humans out of it?
Log 20: Sleep is like innocence. I'm deprived of both but still have some of each.
Log 21: Can a man screw a wig in peace?
Log 22: Oligarchys are weird.
Log 23: Did my wife just eat a ruby-?
Log 24: My life index has 15 parts, all of them are named "Fuck" except for 13, that one's named "Shit."
Log 25: Have I just made my glasses into my identity?
Log 26: If I wore fishnet stockings and walked up to my girlfriend, would she be turned on?
Log 27: Operation 0 is an operation of doing nothing. My life is Operation 0
Log 28: Who came up with the word "wenis"?
Log 29:Shit
Log 30: Would I like apple tree's or tree apple's?
Log 31: I'm technically writing in abstract, but I don't pretend that there's a meaning behind something unless there actually is.
Log 32: The only difference between abstract art and an Avant-garde film is the fact that one is the result, and the other is the thought process.
Log 33: Am I mentally an old man child?
Log 34: Kick my ass and call me Jackson, but remove the part of kicking my ass.
Log 35: Hot damn! That's a fine turtle!
Log 36: I personally enjoy having extra weight ontop of me when I sleep. which why I'll only be on bottom outside of the act.
Log 37: Kaleidoscope, more like "What did you put in my drink?"
Log 38: Infinity, it's a word that doesn't have infinite letters, making it a living contradiction.
Log 39: E.
Log 40: Boats are just ancient cars.
Log 41: I'm awful interested in politics. It's my favorite comedy!
Log 42: My intrests are like a well-casted fishing rod. It's far-out there, and It most likely won't income much, because I'm fishing in a desert.
Log 43: The difference between a shitty script and Avant-garde, is that shitty scripts make more sense.
Log 44: If I where an insect, I would Infest the brains of people and target the dumb one's, because if anything, They have enough empty room in their head for a large colony.
Log 45: What if I was right behind you, and you never know it?
Log 46: If Life alert falls amd can't get up, who does it call?
Log 47: If I where a monkey, I'd throw my shit for fun too.
Log 48: pesticides are my favorite punch!
Log 49: Mathroom bath is weird... wait, I said that wrong.
Log 50: I belive my favorite line from anything is "Goo goo Ga ga, folks"
Log 51: If the ships don't wreck, then who'll fix the marriage!?
Log 52: Mmmmmm' I wonder if my girlfriend realizes how cute her chin is.
Log 53: Love is a thing. A thing that I'm in, yet still don't really understand.
Log 54: It's not that facts don't care about your feelings, It's that I and facts don't care about your feelings.
Log 55: ше`łł αłł вυяп тоģетнея шнеп ше вυгп.
Log 56: Violent glasses are just me in disguise.
Log 57: The lawnmowers control the sharks.
Log 58: I draw toasters on everything I don't understand.
Log 59: I love my new Toaster Tatoo!
Log 60: kinky helmets are just prosthetic skulls
Log 61: Necessary objects are a book on how to survive in the wilderness, some water, underwear, and cargo shorts.
Log 62: I should grow mints.
Log 63: Time to slather myself in peprika so I'm Hot!
Log 64:My girlfriend is as sweet as a cinnamon role.
Log 65: Pears are neat.
Log 66: Some where over the rainbow, Leprechauns are getting slaughtered by potatos.
Log 67: Utilize the milk so you can drown your enemies.
Log 68: I've started to run out of random ideas.
Log 69: My girlfriend is like- hella hot-
Log 70: Cats are the art equivalent of a toothbrush.
Log 71: Dogs need goldfish to gamble.
Log 72: Turtles are just armoured green dogs.
Log 73: Crabs are weird.
Log 74: There are some cute ass robots out there.
Log 75: Fuck my virginity, literally.
Log 76: Trumpet players blow.
Log 77: Sexaphone- A musical instrument that uses sex noises as the instrument's sound.
Log 78: Fuck, My Jerry is on the ground.
Log 79: Overthinker, Overcompensater.
Log 80: I think we 'work in a few kinks' when it comes to sex.