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Finally had my free consultation.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/QtcRu1tvt3Mx9GyQ9

This is where they send the ancient ones, such as myself, to receive "help". I am far beyond my expiration date. There is no use for me. I require a cane to walk and I cannot even bend over and touch my toes. It is far too difficult for me to keep up with the young ones. I can barely even walk one block without getting winded. Perhaps they can pre-chew my food for me.. somewhat like an owl. But I will not eat foodstuffs that has been regurgitated. That is yucky. I can't even make myself puke. I tried. I failed. I managed to puke up one bite of a pizza once. I learned to hold my vomit in because my grandmother got very distressed when I vomited as a kid from the stomach flu. She yelled at me from the bathroom door and told me to stop vomiting while I was sobbing about not being able to stop and not being able to breathe because I was throwing up so much. I am now like a horse or a rabbit—2 species that are unable to vomit. And that concludes today's biology lesson. Thanks for coming to my TED talk via Google Maps. 🤘

Went here today, 5 April 2024, for my free consultation with a lawyer. There is no assistance for integration for people like me unless someone in my immediate family is/was a USA citizen or I get married to someone who is a USA citizen. If I had no documentation and came here illegally through the southern border, there would be other avenues and options for me to find gov't/taxpayer funded assistance, housing, and employment.

Thus, I will go my own way and figure it out in my own. I will provide further updates through various online communication methods as long as the big tech people allow this lowly and barely human individual to write about my experiences and share them for free with anyone in the world who may be interested. I wouldn't be surprised if they ban me from using any and all of their services to write about my experiences and share my poems, drawings, photographs, and reels for eternity sometime soon. Who knows! \o/

Until then, cheers everyone. Happy Friday and enjoy the weekend.
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