Short Stories for the Writer's Cramp

I've watched a few prompts go by and I think it's high time that I started writing for "The Writer's Cramp - Poetry Week" . It sounds like fun.

Here's some goofy little stories, thought out as I typed. They're all funny(at least to me) so far, SOMEDAY that might change, but it's highly unlikely.

These are the short stories I've submitted. All these are written on a specific topic, with 1,000 words or less, and in less than 24 hours.