Shimmering Green

Its Wednesday morning
4 AM
And I'm swimming in a bath of Icy Hot

There are balls coming at me from everywhere
And I can't find my armored bra for the chest pass
Because its 4 AM Wednesday morning

There's a hair in my soup
Makes me wonder what was used to stir
What's the secret ingredient?
Scarce should I bloody know
But it's all cricket because
Its 4 AM Wednesday morning

The man with the mullet says
"Its fun and easy"
But its not
So bugger this
Don't mind the bullet hole
I needed a new TV anyway
And its 4 AM Wednesday morning

I got a sex change
Because no one remembers my name
I sing a tenor
So I changed my name
Plus its 4 AM Wednesday morning

Someone stole my mouse ball
So I went to Woodstock
And bought a veggie burger and a Caramel Mochachino
Cost me ten bucks to 2 hippies and a plus size model
The hippies love the brew
Well there sure is some extra plant in that burger
Because I feel like Chewbacca
And I feel fine
Because its 4 AM Wednesday morning

I saw an angel and demon spawn
Exchanging coats at the local mall
I just walked on by
And bought some camoflague Converses
Plus a rebel flag bikini
To wear playing Dance Dance Revolution
4 AM Wednesday morning

Some kid bled on me
But he was cute like a taco
And the bird flu's getting worse
I wanna bang on the drums before I die
And its the end of the world as we know it
On 4 AM Wednesday morning

The tea kettle is too full
And there's hair in my mouth
The cheese soup is delicous
And the ketchup covering me is sweet like dice
I'm squealing like a pig because my desk fell over
At 4 AM Wednesday morning.