I was a lonely child, so I had to create my own entertainment. This usually took the form of playing tricks on my nan (aka naughty nana), such as tying her show laces to chairs in cafes, or answering the door to the Mormons and letting them know she was hiding upstairs. I would also spend hours playing with my action figures, making up complex stories about how the folk from M.A.S.K decided to storm the Lego castle with the aid of Spiderman (you know you'd pay to see that movie). I still love creating my little stories of escapism. Some of my favourite authors include Paulo Coelho and Danny Wallace.