A novice writer stumbles warily upon an overwhelmingly large website, surrounded by authors with experience and talent. The young writer feebly smiles in an attempt to greet the other artists. Unfortunately, the young writer is terribly aware of his/her lack of talent and during the written greeting, he/she kindly requests that only constructive criticism be given, and any offensive comments be kept to a minimum. With that written, the young author smiles, and casually leaves.