Hey, it's Dextrose Theguy! I'm a guy whose internet identity does not match his personality at all. But, you know, that's okay, because you don't want to read me mumbling and stumbling over my words. I mostly write comedic fantasies. And by mostly I guess I mean only. There's really not much else to say on the matter. My interests outside of writing, as you've undoubtedly guessed if you have so much as touched one of my pieces, include video games. And then there's doodling and wasting time on the internet. And with that, I am out of things to say.