Greetings fellow non- and carbon-based lifeforms! Michael is a very interesting, down-to-Earth guy who can be a really friendly to anyone. Who is this? I be Michael's innards, and no I don't mean guts. No, I mean I am his spirit. One of his mind's earliest and most respected inventions. I'd like you to know that Michael is a very avid reader and writer ( trust me, after six years of his "insomniac phase," I know Michael can get pretty deep into here- his mind, I mean).