How to be witty, pertinent, thoughtful and show that wry twist of insight that will mark me out as a literary genius. Can't do it; have to stick to honesty and hope that will impress someone. Tall, rich, handsome. Tireless charity worker. Married to ex-model. Father to Gladwynn (10) chess prodigy; Simptus (14) UK junior Shai Ki Dek (iron-fist) champion and Rubinella (17) exotic dancer and all-round good time girl. It's all lies. Tell you more when I know you better.(/i)