I am an imaginative cynic with an insatiable desire for the disgustingly morbid, delightfully fantastical, and deliciously descriptive. I am intrigued by deeply conveyed emotion, witty word choice/play, and defendable fragment sentences. I am uninterested in weepy angst, mediocre vocabulary, and sentimental romantic projects. My style tends to be morose, sarcastically humorous, almost lyrical, and blissfully illusory.