Damn, I'm old. When I was a kid, we didn't play with rocks because they were still too hot to touch. I've been doing this newspaper thing since shortly after that, and I've gotta say it's getting old, too. I used to be the most prolific liar in my circle, but my circle has since shrunk to a dot, and there's something about putting "journalist" on your business card that makes lying difficult, if not impossible. So goodbye to all of that. My truth is going to be limited to my resume as of now; the rest is fiction.