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Gender
Male
Birthday
June 14 1985
Location
Earth
About Me
I like cupcakes, and Hostess Raspberry filled powdered donuts. If you want to be my friend, leave them on my doorstep. If not, GET OUT.
Type of Writer
I like to write random short stories that leave readers feeling worse about themselves and their lives.
Writing Style
AWESOME.
Interests
My wife. My dogs. Going to college. Hunting...for man. The most dangerous game of all.
My Blog
Favorite Link
www.theonion.com
Favorite Books
Dave Barry's History of the United States, The Onion's "Our Dumb World" Atlas
Favorite Authors
Dave Barry
Favorite Poets
Me
Favorite Quote
"Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment?"-- Homer Simpson
Favorite Music
Claude Debussy, Maurice Ravel
Favorite Movies
The Truman Show, Inception, Hot Shots! Parts 1 and 2, Wait Until Dark, Big Fish, Braveheart
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