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| Male |
| September 22 1968 |
| U.S.A. : South Carolina : Fort Mill |
| Alleged humorist, aspiring satirist, confirmed pessimist. I'm a regular southern guy born in the wrong place. I've got cornbread and livermush in my veins, but I have a pronounced distaste for sports, church, and other such silliness. My sense of humor runs the gamut from goofy to dark and caustic. Other than that, I'm kind of a swell guy. I think. That is, when someone isn't reporting me to HR. |
| Dune, The World According to Garp, Darkly Dreaming Dexter |
| If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin A blurry picture is worth a thousand misspelled words. |
| Leonard Cohen, Muse, Scissor Sisters, Dolly Parton, Stone Roses |
| The Exorcist, Psycho, Amadeus, The Silence of the Lambs, Halloween, L.A. Confidential, Best in Show, The Bride of Frankenstein |
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