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G-G-Golly W-Wally! What's this thing right here do?
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#2035077 by Vanishing Vapor


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August 22, 2020 at 5:51pm
August 22, 2020 at 5:51pm
#991366
chick inside an egg
struggles until free to grow
a freshman poet
August 22, 2020 at 2:38pm
August 22, 2020 at 2:38pm
#991360
Retorical question of the Day


What rhymes with diarrhea?
August 20, 2020 at 9:52pm
August 20, 2020 at 9:52pm
#991254
I can't hear her over the sound of my pissing,
So, I don't know what it is that I'm missing,
I hope she'll not think her I'm dissing,
I just can't hear over the sound of my pissing.





 
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Poetry most recently written.
#2035077 by Vanishing Vapor
August 14, 2020 at 10:23pm
August 14, 2020 at 10:23pm
#990804
There're only two things more satisfying than writing poetry and that is having sex with someone you love and a huge bowl of delicious chili! If you can find a way to combine all three, that would be heaven.
August 13, 2020 at 4:37pm
August 13, 2020 at 4:37pm
#990687
My newly wed wife made me beg
for a little bit more cheese on my egg
August 11, 2020 at 12:13am
August 11, 2020 at 12:13am
#990491
Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, Update your blog, OKAY! It's UPDATED! Happy????
August 5, 2020 at 7:27pm
August 5, 2020 at 7:27pm
#990031
I had dental surgery today. One of my teeth developed a cavity that was unnoticed until it began getting packed with food. It never hurt but the Doc said it was too far gone and had to come out. Well, to make a long story short, the tooth had grown two roots instead of the usual one and had to be surgically removed. The procedure wasn't terribly painful but after the local wore off... OUCH! There will be no poetry writing today.
August 1, 2020 at 9:34pm
August 1, 2020 at 9:34pm
#989693


Horny tree frogs croak
to attract suitable mates.
High school basketball.
July 30, 2020 at 3:27pm
July 30, 2020 at 3:27pm
#989529


Fridged rain trickles
inside in a broken window,
Mother's final breath.

The wail of traffic
traveling on wet pavement,
A lonely wife's cries.

A mockingbird calls
from the treetops to his mate,
A black hearse passes.

Cloudy blue-gray sky
masking the snow-capped mountains,
A lonesome poet.

A fallen oak tree
grows fungus and sphagnum moss,
Forgotten graveyard.
July 30, 2020 at 4:41am
July 30, 2020 at 4:41am
#989495


I don't know what her name is,
I don't know what her game is,
All I know is that she seems to be
The one who brings me joy.
I'll trust in my heartbeat,
As I'm sitting in the hot seat,
And if she'd simply look at me,
I'd be a happy boy.
a happy boy,
Her attention I'd enjoy,
a happy boy.
At first I'll play it coy,
a happy boy.
With her feelings I'll toy,
a happy boy.
And if she'd get annoyed,
unhappy boy,
I'd be an unhappy boy.

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