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| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
| Running or f***ing? That is the question Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or f***ing. 1.- When you run, you usually go alone. If you go with someone you just want to run faster than the other. f***ing? No. You always try to reach the goal together. Therefore, f*** "Develops teamwork and avoids selfishness." 2.- To run you have to buy a lot of clothes that, normally, is quite expensive. However, to f***, just take off the one you're wearing. As you can see, f***ing "encourages saving, and avoids consumerism". 3.- To run You have to get out of bed. To f***, its the opposite. We all know that bed is better than nowhere. Therefore while f***ing, "We exercise while we are, where we are best". 4.- Running requires great effort and gives little pleasure. f***ing gives enormous pleasure and the effort is minimal. So while f***ing, we experience how to, "Make the most of it with the minimum effort" 5.- After running, you end up exhausted and your knees and legs hurt. However, after f***ing, you have a smile from ear to ear! It is clear that through f***ing "we discover the joy of living" 6.- If they call you to run, you will almost never go. Now, if they call you to f***? ... Ahhhhhhhh! ... Right ?!!!. You will reach on time. It is clear, f*** "increases punctuality." 7.- Another very important reason is that after running you do not feel like repeating the race. But, after f***ing, you want to repeat again. Yes or no?!!! So, through f***ing we achieve "true interest in what is done and promotes the value of perseverance." So the winner is a 'f***' anytime! ... 😝😝 |
| Perks of reaching 50 years of age and heading towards 70 !!!😂 This is for all of us... 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run anywhere. 04. People call at 10 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat dinner at 8 PM. 09. You can live without spouse but not without your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You've quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. Forward this to every one you can remember right now !😂🤣 And most importantly never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night !!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 |
| *A letter which created history* Date: 02 - 07 - 1909 Divisional Railway Officer, Sahibgunj, *Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow or train to go off and I am running with lotaah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers* (ORIGINAL LETTER) Your faithful Servant, Okhil Chandra Sen Okhil Babu wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway officer in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travellers Tales in the Far Eastern Economic Review. Any guesses why this letter is of Historic Value? It led to the introduction of TOILETS in trains in India...!!!! So no idea is stupid and Always speak up...👍😀✌ (Howsoever bad or good you may be at any language)... |
| *Most important Skill to acquire in life is ....How to handle Failure* There was a very brilliant boy, He always scored 100% in Science. Got Selected for IIT Madras and scored excellent in IIT. Went to the University of California for MBA. Got a high paying job in America and settled there. Married a Beautiful Tamil Girl. Bought a 5 room big house and luxury cars. He had everything that makes him successful but a few years ago he committed suicide after shooting his wife and children. So, *WHAT WENT WRONG?* California Institute of Clinical Psychology Studied his case and found *“what went wrong?”* The Researcher met the boy’s friends and family and found that he lost his job due to America’s economic crisis and he has to sit without a job for a long time. After even reducing his previous salary amount, he didn't get any job. Then his house installment broke and he and his family lost the home. they survived a few months with low money and then he and his wife together decided to commit suicide. He first shot his wife and children and then shot himself. *The case concluded that the man was Programmed for successes but he was not trained for handling failures.* now lets come to the actual question, *What are the habits of highly successful people?* First of all, there are many people who will say you about success habits but today I am saying you even you had achieved everything then there is a chance to lose everything, nobody knows when the next economic crisis will hit the world. *The best Success Habit according to me is getting trained for handling failures.* I also request every parent, please not only Program your child to be Successful but ALSO teach them *how to Handle Failures and also teach them proper lessons about LIFE.* Learning high-level science and maths will help them to clear competitive exams but a *knowledge about Life* and *Human Relationships and Values* will HELP them to face *every problem they face in life* . *Teach them about how money works instead of teaching them to work for money.* Help them in *finding their passion* because these *degrees will not help* them in the next economic crisis and we *don’t know* when the next crisis will hit the world. |
| "The Realization that every act, every word, every thought of ours not only influences our environment but for some mysterious reason forms an integral and important part of the Universe, fits into it as if by necessity so to say, in the very moment we do, or say, or think it - is an overwhelming and even shattering experience. The tremendous responsibility of it is terrifying. If all of us only knew that the smallest act of ours, or a tiny thought, has such far-reaching effects as to set in motion forces which perhaps could shatter a galaxy. . . . If we know it deeply and absolutely, if this realization becomes engraved permanently on our hearts, on our minds, how careful we would act and speak and think. How precious life would become in its integral Oneness. And this, I think, is as far as the human mind and heart can go. It is as far as I can go at this moment in time where I am standing now. And I think that this is the ultimate Goal of Mysticism. This experience can become only deeper as we progress; it cannot become 'more'. It is wonderful and frightening. The responsibnility of it is terrifying and fascinating in its depth and completeness. The perplexing insecurity of being unique and the profound consolation of forming part of the Eternal Undivided Whole, the knowledge that we all have the absolute right to it and can achieve the realization of this wonderful meaning of life: one is quite simply part of it all. . . . The smallest grain of sand, myself and all else, part of the great magnificent chord echoing forever. . . . This was, I think, what Christ had meant when he said: "Let our eye be single." To have a single Vision of Wholeness." |
| How a nation can knowingly and deliberately Destroy it's own Moral fabric? Government welfare programs and Freebies doled out to buy the votes. Japan does not have ANY welfare programmes like Free LPG etc. Their motto : *Work for it or do without.* These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to our Indian experiment : *1* . You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. *2* . What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. *3* . The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. *4* . You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! *5* . When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, *that is the beginning of the end of any nation.* Good and sane citizens should stop this mania. Can you think of a reason for not sharing this ? Neither could I. |
| Why do we bathe after attending a funeral? Why do we fear bats? Most rituals that we blindly follow today have a scientific and logical history to it. . . First of all, kudos to Nikita Azad, the young Indian girl who spearheaded the Happy to Bleed campaign (Do read about it here). The way she raised her voice against an archaic belief (that menstruating women should not enter temples) is laudable. While many of the rituals we practise today have a logical reason behind it, there are some that are downright ridiculous. We decided to take a look at the logic behind some of the superstitions we blindly follow in our daily lives. Don't go to a temple when you're menstruating During the five to seven days in a month when a woman is menstruating, her hormones behave differently. She can even experience painful stomach cramps. In the olden days, when there were no sanitary napkins, women used cloth pads. Also, the chores she did -- like working in the field and the house -- were physically strenuous. They were the first ones in the house to wake up and the last ones to go to sleep. Thus began the practice of restricting women from kitchen tasks, attending religious events and wearing new clothes. This was done purely for hygienic reasons. Besides, it allowed her enough time to get the rest she needed during menstruation. Today, with the easy availability of sanitary napkins, tampons and painkillers, menstruation should no longer be seen as unclean or associated with superstition. Don't sleep with your head in the northern direction Ever heard of magnetic fields? You should have paid attention in school. Magnetic fields exist not just on earth but also in the human body -- it's called biomagnetism. You do know that we have iron in our blood, right? So if you happen to feel uneasy, get bad dreams or have difficulty sleeping, perhaps it's the repulsive magnetic force acting on you. All you have to do is shift your pillow to the opposite side and silently thank your science teacher. You must bathe after attending a funeral While most of us follow this as a religious ritual, it has a scientific reason as well. After death, the human body begins to gradually decompose. When you attend a funeral, you are naturally exposed to a wide variety of bacteria. In the olden days, vaccination was rare and medical facilities were scarce. If a person died due to prolonged illness, the risk of contracting the illness was huge. Thus began the practice of cleansing oneself and changing into fresh clothes after attending a funeral. You must worship the tulsi plant Whether you look at the past or the present, most Indian homes have a tulsi shrub either at their entrance or potted at the window. Our forefathers knew the importance of the holy basil in our daily life. It has anti-bacterial properties and is known to ward off mosquitoes and insects. It is widely used in Ayurveda to boost immunity. That also explains why tulsi leaves are offered in temples. Another superstition surrounding the tulsi is that one must swallow, not chew, the leaves because chewing is a sign of disrespect. Well, it's time to get your facts right. Since tulsi leaves contain a certain amount of natural mercury, there is a risk of harming your teeth while chewing them :) If a bat enters your house, it will bring death A certain species of bats are known to feed on insects and even blood. Besides, they can be carriers of harmful bacteria. When they enter your home or come in contact with humans, there is always the risk of infection or of being attacked. In the past, when medical help was scarce, some of these infections could lead to death. That should explain the origin of this superstition. |
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has!!! |
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