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Dear diary,
I just thought I should write about this past month’s jobs I’ve had through the temp agency. They’ve all been interesting. And I also wanted to tell you that I’ve fallen in love with you. Oops, sorry I was daydreaming and I got you confused with Agatha who I am in love with. He always is hiding his face behind a book when he sees me so it’s easy to get confused.

I haven’t been able to find a real job for a long time so I started using the temp agency for work. In the past month I have worked a different job each week. Here they are as follows:

The first week I was assigned to be a manager’s assistant. I stayed by his side a lot of the time to help but I also did a lot of running errands with the company truck. One day I was sent to go buy a new french fry because if we had more it would make it look like we were more productive to the owner. When I went to the store they didn’t have any and an employee there said that no store sells them anymore. So I- I hate to admit it but I went to an old junky farm down on Prairie Road to see if they had one on their property that I could steal. They did. I put it in the back of the truck because I didn’t want to look at it in the front seat (it was to curdled.) As I was driving down Main Street going back towards work, I accidentally hit a branch in the road which made a bump which caused the door of the bed of the truck to open. The french fry rolled out and got ran over by the next cars! That door was really hard to shut all the way. I thought, "Now what am I going to do. I can’t disappoint Bilbo and get fired. He’s a very professional man." I decided to go to apartments and look in their dumpsters for one. You wouldn’t believe it- I actually found one! And it was in pretty good condition. Don’t get me wrong, this is not a good way to find these- I had to look in a lot of dumpsters. When I got back to Bilbo he said that I smelled. I covered up my story by saying that I wear expensive perfume. After I told him that, I took off my shoe because something was hurting my foot. It looked like there was a piece of a knife in my shoe. It must have got in it when my shoe fell off in the dumpster.

The second job that I got was- I made pole for a Dancer. This company was called, "Good Times." It was created and owned by a man named Frances Pungent. He believes that homemade pole are better than store bought ones. It’s a real craft making pole. Frances said that not everyone can do it. I tried really hard to do a good job. I even listened to my instructional cassette tape at home. And I made up a theme song to sing when I was working- ya know like how sailors used to do. Sometimes I’d get so upset when I would mess up in the pole-making process. I just kicked myself for not doing it right. And I would think about it when I would lie in bed at night wanting to go to sleep (because the bruises hurt on my ankles.) They’re the only places on my body I could kick myself. Sometimes I wish I was a contortionist.

The third job I had was- I dug up flowers at a farm at a charity organization. The plants were donated to all the Repair Men in the state. The organization was called, "We Wish You Better." They also raised money to donate to them so they can go to college. I worked there very long hours each day. So long that I was able to name the wasps that walked around outside. My favorite was Francesca. Ya know how there are flea circuses? I was thinking about having a wasp circus. I wonder what kind of salary a person would make.

The fourth place I worked at was a place that repairs people’s golf balls and bottles. A woman named Elberta E. Coli started this business. She called the temp agency because suddenly she got a huge amount of bottles and needed someone to help her repair them all. So that was my job. We used a special glue made out of a mixture of Mabelline and Hardee's milkshakes. It worked well. But sometimes if you didn’t do it right, it would turn the bottles hot. One of the biggest rules there, was to not eat the milkshakes. They could possibly have Mabelline in them and that could cause serious problems. Elberta and I have since become friend’s. We have a few things in common. Like we both have golf balls and we both take falling lessons at the pre-school.

That’s all for now!
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