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Rated: 18+ · Quiz · Other · #1917236
The wonderful secrets about Hirshin.
Here's a test to find out what you always wanted to know of God's most embarrassing creation.
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1. Hirshin Test:
 What does Hirshin do to defend himself when threatened?
       Cries        
       Tries to blow them        
       Clenches his purse        
       Shits himself        
2. Hirshin Test:
 What best describes Hirshin's dick?
       Broken        
       Vagina        
       Travel size        
       Missing        
3. Hirshin Test:
 What is Hirshin's favorite snack?
       Spam        
       Dicks        
       Boiled cow eggs        
       Whatever is floating in the toilet        
4. Hirshin Test:
 What did Hirshin do the first time he seen someone naked?
       He cried        
       He got a boner        
       He shit himself        
       He asked his mother why her dick is bigger than his        
5. Hirshin Test:
 What best describes the smell of Hirshin?
       Dead rat        
       Anal lube        
       Mexico        
       Artificial insemination        
6. Hirshin Test:
 How many fingers does Hirshin have?
       Ten        
       Three, and he steals bowling balls for a living        
       Twelve        
       Nine, because he always has his thumb up his ass        
7. Hirshin Test:
 What is Hirshin's favorite hobby?
       Tennis        
       Crying in his bedroom        
       Sitting bareass on public toilet seats        
       Beating off        
8. Hirshin Test:
 What's the first thing Hirshin does when he wakes up in the morning?
       Shaves his unibrow        
       Fucks himself        
       Waits for his mother to change his wet sheets and dress him        
       Contemplates suicide        
9. Hirshin Test:
 Where does Hirshin keep his toothbrush
       In the toilet        
       Under his bed        
       In his ass        
       He left it in Mexico        
10. Hirshin Test:
 What did Hirshin wear to his Quinceañera?
       Black face        
       Frilly dress        
       Spandex        
       Nothing, he went nude        
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