New Jail Bait

Well me an my cusin cooter were out fishin one day an we was a catchin some really big woppin bass. Da guys kept askin us what we was usin, an we said worms. They aasked us wehar we had gotten em, we told em dat we had dug em up.
Well da said dat we should sell does worms fer money, we would make a killen. But we didn wanna hurt no one so we was gonna givem away free.
Well me an cooter was a walkin by da jail an saw dat da had takin dat new jail sign down. so we decide ta use da sign fer our new business. See we had dug da worms up at da new jail. so der was half da sign in da first place. we just added free an bait at da front an back. So our new sign said, "FREE NEW JAIL BAIT".

Well you could say dat we had all kinds a business, we had people showen up from 4 counties away. till one day da sherrif showed up an told us we hads ta take da sign down cause it was a causin to much problems along da high way. It seemed dat cooter put an add in da paper. it said "Come on by an git yer new free jail bait, enough fer da hungriest man"
Well we said we wasn't gonna take it down, atleast till business started goin down. well da sherrif said we had ta cause da govenor was a commin threw tommara. Well we thought dat was a pretty good way fer advertizin, So we added another couple of words. "For da govenor" so we gots in lots a trouble from da govenor, cause his wife was wid him when day drove by and da sign read "New Free Jail Bait fer da govenor"

Well ta makes a long story short, we had ta make a new sign, cause we gots runned outta business, now we is given away cats, we is lookin fer a new sign...think we spotted one at da whore house in bug hollar.........................................................