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Rated: E · Poetry · Family · #1105764
A humorous poem I wrote for my mom on Mother's Day 2006.
Mother, Mother how I love you so
How can I speak of the many reasons for this love?
You are a great mother
There is none other as great as you
You are my favorite Jew!
You have great humor, or so that is the rumor
Most of all, I have great love for you.

Mother you are “tight”
That is quite
So tonight
I would like to let you know that you are amazing
You are so amazing, in fact, that you are blazing
You seem bequiled to help out even just one child
In your work, you may still go berserk

I still love you so
I wish to bestow this upon you
That you have a happy mother’s day
Though I hope you never have to wear a toupee

This is my first serious poem
It gives me so much thirst
I feel compelled to write this poem
I hope it is polite

I know I may get into too much trouble
I have trouble conveying my feelings
So today, I hope to portray
That through MY troubles
I shall just give quite the sigh
That I will be alright

You are my mom
You are DA BOMB
From me to you
I say to thee
Mother I love you very much
So much that I am due to
Hand you a present and this poem
Because I simply meant
That I love you very much.



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I know it's not perfect, it's one of my first poems.




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