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Rated: 18+ · Short Story · Comedy · #1149217
This happened to me today.
“Do you speak English?” She asks as the crowd of people thins out from the busy shopping street
“Yes I do” I reply looking at her, an oriental woman of thirty or so whom I have noticed has been looking at me for the past five minutes whilst walking from the market.
“Your so hot, where are you from?” she asks
“I'm from England but I live here now” I tell her, now feeling a little uncomfortable, as we continue down the street I ask her if she lives here and where she is from
“I don’t know” is her answer followed by “you have a great pouch”
I'm not sure exactly what she is getting at so I inquire “i'm sorry, what?”
“A great pouch, I bet you’ve got a big cock”, she giggles a little as she says this
“Do you want to show it to me?” she continues
“Right now?” I ask trying to be funny and ease the tension that is now engulfing our encounter
“Yes, I bet its really big isn't it?” she says
I'm now feeling very awkward and once more try and make a joke, “I havn't had any complaints so far”
She looks straight into my eyes with a kind of sultry stoned sort of look
“Can I touch it?” she asks “just for two seconds, I would really like to touch it”
“I'm going to meet a friends at a bar they are waiting for me” I tell her as I try and speed up my walking pace hoping to get rid of her without being rude.
“I can tell it’s a big one, are you sure you don’t want me to touch it?” she asks once more
“Not right now thanks”, I tell her, once again me pathetic humor does nothing for this lady, I look at her again, her face is covered in dents and craters from a bad case of childhood acne and her nose and lips look swollen from some allergy. She is never the less an attractive young lady with what looks like a very well kept slim and toned body wearing a casual skirt and t-shirt. I suddenly realize she is working me, i'm very naive in this kind of situation and am often intimidated by women this outspoken
“We could go to my place for a while if you feel more comfortable” she says in her soft sexy voice that I now understand is her stronghold on me
“I must go and meet my friends, but thanks”, I say hoping this will be the end of our meeting
“I'll be here if you change your mind sexy”, she says with a wink. The lights for walking are still red and just as they change she give my ass a light squeeze and a tap, as I look round she blows me a kiss. I cross the street, the erection in my pants is throbbing and my mind is a mess of confusion and raging hormones, I can feel the bulge growing and I look to see that it is very noticeable to all who care to notice. She is still looking at me when I get to the next street and look back, she gives me a wave. My thoughts are now racing, what should I do, but before I can convince myself to go back and have her suck my cock until I explode all over her face i've continued walking down the street and I can see my friends at the terrace outside the bar.
“You look a little lost” one of my friends says “is everything okay”
“Yes thanks im good but I could do with a stiff drink”, I say
“My lord, what have you been doing?” another friend exclaims pointing to my groin
“I think I’ve been talking to a prostitute, she wanted to offer me her services, i'm not sure”, I tell them as they begin to laugh and my drink arrives.
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