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Rated: E · Other · Comedy · #1170112
This is an original joke I wrote. Enjoy!
A guy in Kentucky wins the lottery. He buys a Limo, hires a driver
and heads to Bowling Green and meets with the factory head and
special orders a brand new shiny pink Corvette and gives him
explicit instructions to deliver it with a huge pink bow on it to the
driveway of his ex-wife's house on her next birthday. He pays for the
car in cash and leaves in his limo. On his ex-wife's birthday, the man
has his driver take him over and park down the street from his ex-wife's
house to watch with binoculars as she comes out to find the shiny
new pink vette in her drive with a huge pink bow around it and a
pink Birthday card propped up on the dash with her name on it.
She gets in, impressed with the feel of the black leather
seats, and that unmistakeable new car smell. She glances at the
fancy stereo and navigation package, and the built in dvd player
and can't contain herself any longer she grabs the card, rips it open;
an ignition key falls in her lap as she reads: "For you honey.
I guess you know I'm rich now so I don't have to work any more and
it gave me time think about things long and hard and what I
should give you and this is It, because of all the things in the world I
could have bought you, diamonds, pearls, mansions, I chose this
very car because it is JUST LIKE YOU! Signed Your Ex!
She excitedly takes the key from her lap, shoves it in the ignition
and turns it but nothing happens! She presses the hood latch,
gets out, raises the hood to find another card dangling from it on
a pretty pink ribbon which reads:

"A pretty body with nothing inside which cost me a whole lot
of money"

P.S. By the way dear, do you know they charge extra to remove
the motor?


(c) Copyright January 3, 2006 Robert Lee Kemper Jr.
© Copyright 2006 Roger Clearport (fiftyplus at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
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