I Need Beer

I NEED BEER


I'M HAVING SUCH A STRESSFUL DAY
I REALLY WANT TO GET AWAY
I JUST DISCOVERED CRIME DON'T PAY
I NEED BEER

WAS JUST A LITTLE SHOPLIFT THING
I HAD TO HAVE THAT DIAMOND RING
I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY BLING
I NEED BEER

THE POLICEMEN WERE NOT VERY NICE
THE HANDCUFFS FELT AS COLD AS ICE
ACROSS MY WRISTS I FELT THEM SLICE
I NEED BEER

A SINGLE PHONE CALL WAS ALL I GOT
I FIGURED IT WAS WORTH A SHOT
NOBODY'S HOME, SO I'M LEFT TO ROT
I NEED BEER

A FAT OLD MAN STARES AT MY BUTT
HE MUST THINK I'M SOME KIND OF SLUT
IF HE TOUCHES ME, I'LL PUNCH HIS GUT
I NEED BEER

HOURS PASS AS I NERVOUSLY SIT
STARING AT THE WALLS IN THIS TINY PIT
WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SHIT
I NEED BEER

AT LAST THE GUARD RELEASES ME
MY BEST FRIEND CAME AND PAID THE FEE
I LEAP FOR JOY, AT LAST I'M FREE!
I NEED BEER

I JUMP IN THE CAR AND OFF I RIDE
I NOTICE A GROCERY STORE ON THE LEFT SIDE
STRAIGHT TO THE BEER AISLE I RUN AND SLIDE
I GOT MY BEER!