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Original English Text:


Unclassified actual writings on hospital charts

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

10. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

24. Skin: somewhat pale. but present.

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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Classified true Scripture not in the sketches of hospital

1. The patient rejected of autopsi.

2. The patient does not have to precedeof history of trusts suicide they.

3. The patient in the left of the
white women of the batteries from the alcohol to a other hospital.

4.Prehistoria the doctor of the patient insignificant age remarkablly
with only a benefit of the weight of 40 books hardly the three days.


5. It does not have a hardness or the cold time of sure but relative
conditions of the married man, of whom they had done yesterday warms
up very in the base that night.

6. The patient has east pain the
cable, will be itself of his part of the left for more than which an
anniversary.

7. In agreement with the day he was ginocchio better and
the third day, that one is to him disappeared.

8. The patient is
tearful constant and to shout towards outside. He also looks like to
be used.

9. They used the patient, since then that that she began when
seeing 1993. Way with

10 dispersions: The life, but without my old
aspect

11 to 69-year of ageweak of allowed in the good health, alarm
to monk, but to man thoughtless.

12 the patient had done the
examinación of waffeln for the first lunch small and this one sinewy
of anorexy for the lunch.

13 are that he he engourdie of him plants
for the deep one.

14 during in the HAY, had been distributed, the
transmitted house were prohibited with little that 18 years of e.

15 the skin were wet and essiccamento.

16 0ccasional and headache the not
very frequent one of the constant.

17 the insensible patient were
attention and.

18 which the control of rektale visualized a normal
school of the format to the tiroide ch ' had explained

19 that had been constipated during the greatest section of the relative duration,
until that one it did not receive a divorce. I have seen today its
patient, that one that is always under our automobile for the physical
therapy

20.

21 both to the way is equal and them reactive with the
light and the

22 that lodge the control of genital devices visualizes
that the circus he is classified of the

23. The laboratory of the test
visualized the abnormal function in the love.

24 skins: until a safe
end you if you were disappear, but it him presented/displayed it
equal.

25. The control of the washbasin of the river the ground occurs
the form more later.

26. Great the brown one of the sustenation, of
that resounds in ambulating is.

27. The patient does not have two
children of the new person, but to another chain turning aside itself.
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