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How not to eat eat broccoli.
Members of my family, honored guests, associated friends of varying degrees regarding intimacy, I’ve been asked to give this speech concerning my personal food pallet. I can not with good conscience sit before you and eat broccoli. To do so would be misleading. I will not deceive you even though I suffer harsh maternal rebuke.

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