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this quiz was one i found on a website.....
I made found this quiz on a website...... very good

1:Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes No

2: How many birthdays does the average man have?
1 66 72

3: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12 1 6

4: How many outs are there in an inning?
2 3 6

5: Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Yes No

6: Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25 70 35

7: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
1 2 3

8: A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half

hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60 90 120

9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17 8 9

10: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
1000 499 0

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ANSWERS!! YAY!!!

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half

hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd,

then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
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