If i was a millionaire?

I if was a millionaire,
I’d just jump up and down.
Yeah I’d be so excited,
I won’t ever touch the ground.

I if was a millionaire,
I wouldn’t need to study.
Wouldn’t need to wash my clothes,
I’d just buy new ones that aren’t muddy!

I if was a millionaire,
I’d move out of this dump.
Build a mansion the size of Singapore,
And all day, just sit on my rump.

I if was a millionaire,
I’d hire the world’s best chef.
And shriek with joy when my food is served,
So loud, that it’ll be heard by the deaf.

I if was a millionaire,
I’d have all the expensive things,
Nice cars, lots of toys,
Jewelry too like diamond rings.

I if was a millionaire,
Like the many millionaires before,
I’d flaunt my money just like them,
And help destroy our earth even more.

So I if was a millionaire,
Wait, in fact no, I’m not!
At least I make a God damn effort,
To give our earth another shot.

So now that we’re all millionaires,
Rich with all that we know,
Let’s give a damn about our earth,
Let’s help our sick earth grow!