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If God is so perfect, then how come I can procreate with a member of my own species?

I wish we could all stop referring to God as “He.” It’s absurd to think that an eternal, peerless being would have a need for a penis.

If Jesus and God had political affiliations, Jesus would be a Democrat and God would be a Republican. Jesus was sympathetic with the needs of the common man. God gives us free will, but then terrorizes us with eternal damnation if we use it.
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