Should I

“Should I”

Should I
curse for the first time;
tell a white lie;
taste a beer;
have sex;
taste of a cigarette
laugh at a dirty joke;
have a “worldly” friend;
forget to pay a tithe;
wish I weren’t alive?

Of course I shouldn’t;
I probably wouldn’t;
but if I do,
I’ll be happier know I’m real.