My First Thingy (A Poem About Stuff)

MY FIRST THINGY (A POEM ABOUT STUFF)
If you got nowhere to write your stuff
Then don't get stroppy and go in a huff
Writing.com is where you should go
Or to Jupiter's moons, such as Io (told you it was random hehe)

Doctor Who will meet you there
And he'll shoot off in his TARDIS to God knows where
You'll have to make your own way back to Earth
It's the hardest thing you'll do since your birth

When you get there visit the music shop
Play a few guitars or do a bunny hop
Buy a synthesizer, piano or drum
Whilst I'm sitting down on my big fat chair.

Hahaha! You thought I was going to say "bum"!