OHIO STATES BIGGEST FAN

steve, don't cry, please be filled with zest
blame ohio state's loss on the man in the vest.
12-1 was a great run but going South was were they went wrong
31 straight points is bound to disappoint but not as much as Tressel in a thong
in the end Ohio State fans have no friends, thier schedule was a joke
When the game was done the Suckeyes bid for number one went up in smoke
So heres to you, the number one Buck fan
please dont spend your morning crying in the can.
Ohio has won nothing for several years
Steve often drowns his sorrows and not in victory beers
for this year will be no different his night will end alone in tears
watching his team lose on his big screen tv he bought at sears
We tried to be there to console him during the loss
he blew us all off even his boss
for this he will pay for another years jinx
maybe someday he will realize his team stinks.