One Day in the Life of a Lazy Witch

YAWN! JEEZ MOM IM UP! hmm, ugg 6:07 lazy b****, now i might be late.. mmm. brown sugar breakfast bar.. ok waiting for the bus.. goddamn busdriver is always late.finally..
Science Class: wow idiots "Great job Jezebel A+"THANK YOU MISS A...dumbass
Math Class: yawwwn." You need to try harder You're very gifted!" yeah yeah i know.
Gym: STOP SLAPPIN MY ASS!
English:wow romeo is a dumbass.LOL HES DEAD...am i the only one who understands this?
Lunch: mmm.. OMG GODDAMN ICECREAM MACHINE!!!fucking machine stole my quarter and never has the Choco Taco!!
Drama: YOU GUYS NEED TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER, IM IN THIS GROUP TOO.. zomg am i the only one who knows their f-in lines!!??
History: "Wow you can always count on Jezebel" YEAH I KNOW IM COOL LIKE THAT imbeciles.. "oh my god shutup" NO! your mother doesnt love you..
Art: HEY MISS P!!! HAHA YOU DRUNK DEAF B****! lol i hope she really is deaf...
German: Das Regenbogen Fisch..lol
... OMG THE BUS ISNT HERE!! goddamn you!!OMG FINALLY..zoom zoom zoom.. IM HOOOOME "take out the trash" *wince wince*
....muahaaha finally!*turns on computer*
AT BEDTIME: oh snap i forgot to do anything.. oh well. ill write something tomorow. maybe even do a little magic. naah. i dont use magic unless i need it.. and i definately- ZZZZZzzzzzz....

(PS: I have been getting all sorts of reviews commenting on the grammatical and capitalization errors. I must emphasize that this is written in thought-form, and my thoughts throughout the day are written in all lower case, my speech is written in all upper case, and the things I hear people say are within quotation marks. Thanks for reading!)