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Rated: 18+ · Other · Comedy · #1565411
title says it all
You ever have this?
You go to make two sandwiches, and one you make slightly bigger and add more. You figure then maybe save it for last, since it is the better of the two. So you proceed to eat the smaller one, which turns out to be the juiciest and tastiest sandwich you've ever had, while the other one is a piece of snotfuck between two pieces of bread. Sandwiches are bullshit.
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