You will never be one of my favorite men

You’ll never be one of my favorite men

I walk down the staircase in my blue jeans
If you were Romeo you would had noticed me
I sit under a tree reading a classic
If you were Mr. Darcy you would appreciate me
I walk into the street without looking both ways
If you were Edward Cullen you would had saved me
I get framed for a crime I did not commit
If you were Michael Scofield you would had freed me
I get admitted to the hospital for a brain tumor
If you were McDreamy you would cut that tumor out of me
You used to love me and I still love you
If you were Captain Wentworth you would find your way back to me
I say stupid things and don’t think before I act
If you were Mr. Knightly you would love me anyway
But you’re not any of these men
You’ve never known me
You will never be one of my favorite men
Because
Romeo always falls in love at first sight with Juliet
Mr. Darcy always gets his Lizzie
Edward and Bella will live on eternally
Michael Scofield would never let Sara rot in prison
McDreamy will save a life and kiss Meredith Grey
Captain Wentworth will come to his senses and fall back in love with Anne Elliot
And Mr. Knightly will always see Emma’s good side
But you will never be like these men
You will never be one of my favorite men
Because you’ll never know me