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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Fantasy · #1580542
Poem about a commercial I saw this A.M. My Bf said to write about something different:P
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Neato:)






Grow your manhood here?


Have you seen the commercial
that offers more girth?
They say $19.95 is what it’s worth.


Ladies line up now
to play with your toy,
and smiles all around
for both the girl and boy.

‘Size doesn’t matter’
is a common phrase.
If you believe that,
you're in a serious daze.

Is your performance lacking?
Could you use some help?
There’s a pill for you now
to make women yelp.

You’re quite the stud now,
getting laid every day.
Hope you are using protection
with each and every lay.

Have you seen the commercial
that offers more girth?
and they say $19.95 is all that it’s worth?
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