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by RICH
Rated: 18+ · Article · Comedy · #1664805
For Tourists, please note.
WARNING

Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Ministry Fish and Wildlife, !nhambane Branch, Mozambique is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and any motorcyclists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the bush.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any lions that may be close by so you don't have to take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him or her in case of an encounter with a lion.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity. and should be able to tell the difference between lion cub shit and big lion shit. Lion cub shit is smaller and contains lots of berries and dassie fur. Big lion shit has bells in it, and smells like pepper.

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN
MOZAMBIQUE

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This is a copy of an e-mail I have received and in the spirit of believing ''A well informed public, is a safe public'', this is passed on. The information given has not been confirmed as accurate. So, all due care must still be taken. Preferably, view lions at home on your television set.

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