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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1745464
An experiment in absurdity which began as a play on cliches.
Experiment In Absurdity

Crap on a cracker and call it caviar.
It's like shitting in your hand while
wishing on a star.

Pissing in the wind while howling at the moon ;
clueless to the fact that you're a fucking LOON.

Your foot stays in your mouth , your head is up
your ass and holy hell , the gas that you do pass !

Speaking in riddles , your tongue how it does flap.
Oh how I long to , if I knew which face to slap !

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