Bad Things I Did as a Kid

What did I do?

1.  Cathy and I put Frankie in a wagon and pushed him down the hill.  He was four; I was seven.  The wagon turned over and he split his chin open.
2.  I peed my pants as we said our after recess prayers.  I could have held it, but I did not want to pray.
3.  I bit Karen so hard I broke the skin.
4.  I hit Sammy in the head with a wooden mallet.