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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1766884
On the fence for submission. Very stream/free write form.
One Liners

James Nixon Comic roll on floor laughing stand up.

Can I get my Google ranking higher as resulting from by being a tool?

stand up James Nixon. i hate you. James Nixon

bring you to origami, i mean orgasm

nixon name association i am a crook, i never met a Cambodia i didn't love.

nixon james Comic. me alone. Comic

me alone. six flags over Texas, free state of Texas

barbed wire, vaequero or cowboy, fucking walker ranger.

Not JR's Texas crude country club racism class strife yellow rose of san anton'

but my Father's Texas, death to Jesus, long lives Jesus,
         Jesus died so that you may be adopted as sons and receive the Father's full inheritance

Jesus, James, comedy?

truthy james, holy crap my parents gave me enough!

Jesus wasn't stainedglassagenic.

I mean, how long did he have to sit there while they made the glass?

James Nixon
March 2011
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