Biorhythm

I grew up in the ghetto also known as the hood where people always say its all good
Even though bad is always around to be found
And if I'm not looking for it I'll still be blind sided
They say don't knock it until you try but if I try it and don't like it
I'll knock it over and knock them out like a boxer in a match for the world title
Now I'm the champ with myself as the contender and if I win I lose and if I lose I win
That means I can't say its a no win situation
I stand tall like a tree not to be chopped down for furniture
So these potatoes need to find their own couches
Except I do need some chips to go with this dip and I need some more for my gambling problem
That people say I have but I'll bet that I don't even though that proves their point
Which is just sharp enough to burst my bubble
I guess I'm in trouble marching like a soldier on the double
But I don't take orders I'm the general with five stars to prove it
If time is money my watch owes me a paycheck but probably not since I've wasted millions
Like our government except I have no power until my batteries are charged
Because I work like a machine but I'm no robot just a human without feelings