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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Comedy · #1795816
FiFi Jo is out of work and out of boyfriends to scrounge off!
11:59am

Get up, make coffee, jump spritely into shower. Today is the day I will surely find my dream job!



1:22pm

Jump spritely out of shower, look for towel.



2:05pm

Find towel under fictional book entitled 'How to Find a Job in 5 Easy Steps". Decide what to wear.



4:15pm

Have decided upon Chanel pink suit with faux-fur trim and midnight blue six inch heels. Now i'm ready to look at the jobs section of the newspaper!



4:16pm

Damn! Forgot to buy newspaper.



4:17pm

Phew! That was hard work! Go back to bed
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