Movies I've Watched!

      Muzzy looks at the stacks of DVDs and VHS about him. He wonders
      was it all a waist of time? There is an irony in watching other people do
      exciting things. Muzzy makes some coco and tries to remember the first
      movie he saw. Was it Mary Poppins? He isn't certain.

      Okay. What makes a fun movie? It must have action and be positive.
      Muzzy scribbles out a treatment:

                        1. A hero.
                        2. Something important to do.
                        3. A love interest.
                        4. Why do I care?

      You know its a stupid movie when most of the dialogue is garbled,
      while people walk endlessly or run or race cars.

                        FORBIDDEN PLANET; a great movie.

      Science fiction is fun, when it questions itself.

                          1. What are the limits of science?
                          2. Can we explore other planets?
                          3. Will aliens kick our butts?

        My favorite moment in Forbidden Planet is when Altara realizes she
        is no longer innocent. She kisses the captain and a tiger attacks them.
        He shoots the tiger. They embrace again.

        Acting is a bitch. I've tried it. I feel so phony and awkward .
        A good actor acts natural and speaks and moves with timing.
        I fell off the stage. What a dope.

                There is another Plato's Republic coming to the screen.
        Shit! I forgot the tittle. Muzzy scratches his balls. Well, its about a
        future wear lifespans are controlled. This keeps the population tidy.
        Everybody has got numbers tatooed on their arms. Looks fun.
        Can you imagine the Herculean task? How many people are there?

        There is a ring at the door. Muzzy opens it. Angelia Jolie steps in.
        She wants casual sex. That's what Muzzy likes most about her.
        She's a slut. Sexual attraction is very important in film noir.
        Muzzy obliges Mrs. Jolie and gives her a jolly hump.

        Ah! A movie about naked women. In this future; women are property
        like pets. They walk about the streets naked on leashes held by their
        men. Sounds like porn. Probably wouldn't make it to the mainstream
        theater. Oh, well.

        Muzzy has sex with his Sandra Bullock doll. You can have anyone's
        face sculpted on them. Home Entertainment has cum along way.
        Muzzy stares at the September cover of Entertainment Weekly is that
        Jessica Parker? She's really cute. Maybe a new sex doll?

        Muzzy cuts out the face on the cover and puts it over his Sandra Bullock
        doll. Oh, yeah!

        It show time! Mr. and Mrs. Smith.


        :)