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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Horror/Scary · #1817520
One star 'bad' limerick about a favorite zombie movie
** Image ID #1809578 Unavailable **


Zombies go for that movie with Bella
Scent interests that Edward fella'
Vamps drink blood they say
Throwing bodies away
And that makes a zombie best seller

To Twilight the movie for eats
But no bodies 'cept in the seats
Tranced with the 3-D
Zombies they may not see
The viewers will soon be the meats

No sense in wasting the show
There's Edward starting to glow
And Jacob the dog
Running by for a jog
Viewing zombies watch and eat toe



Please rate this low! Poetry Zombies want one star for their best work!
Written for "Poetry Zombies: Dawn of the Dreck! [18+].

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