I DON'T EVEN KNOW

Ohhhuhhhuhhuhh ohhhuhhhuhuhuh ohuhuhhuhhuhhohhhohohhhohhh

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW YOU CARE, JUST SHOUT WHENEVER, AND I'LL BE THERE, YOU ARE MY LOVE, YOU ARE MY HEART, AND WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART.

OHHHH NOOO IT'S NOT JUSTING BIEBER OHHH NOOO IT'S NOT TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL, yeah ok it is! BUUUUUUT think of Baby but with a TRANCE/POLKA/80s/EPIC BASS instead of his normal taaa taaa taaa taaa

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

OH YEAH MAN. IT'S THAT AWESOME SONG THAT MY FRIEND DOESN'T LIKE. THAT ONE BY SONGSTOWEARPANTS TO.

GUESS WHO'S BACK? HYPER KIMBERLEY. OHHHH YEAAAAHHH. Currently listening to my *ahem* 'weird' music folder, which oddly enough is filled with moslty my favourite songs.

WHAT DO YOU WANT MISTY. OH MY GOD. HE JUST MEOWED AT ME. OMG IT'S A DRAGONFLY.

My weird folder is filled up with a bunch of not boring songs. Boring to me is slow. bah. slow music.

SUMISUMISUMIMASEN.

ONE DAY I WENT TO WORK, AND I WORKED FOR A FEW HOURS, THEN I GOT SOME MONEY.

MY CAT IS WASHING HIMSELF.

DR WHO. DR WHO. DR WHOOOOOOO

DR MANGAN IS MY DOCTOR. ALSO SPPIINNYS.

LISTEN GIRL TO WHAT I SAY, ABOUT THE MAN FROM CALIFRAY OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE LYRICS ARE HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT ONE WORD.

I'm trying to not write in all capitals. but i'm screaming.

Have you ever read Flatland? By OH MY GOD WHY DOES MY STUPID KOBO WANT TO UPDATE THE DAMN BOOKS ALL THE FREAKING TIME

EXTERMINAAAATEEEE

By I'M A CRAZY WEIRDO AND I'M CALLING YOU I'VE REALLY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO I DIAL UP YOUR NUMBER AND LET THE PHONE RING THEN TWO MINUTES LATER I'LL BE DOING IT AGAIN YOU MIGHT THINK THAT I'M MOVING ALONG BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG I'VE GOT NO LIFE AT ALL AND SO I CONTINUE TO CALL I'M A CRAZY WEIRDO AND I'M CALLING YOU.

I KNOW THAT SONG OFF BY HEART

FLATLAND IS BY EDWIN A. ABBOT. IT'S WRITTEN IN 18SOMETHING.

I'LL SEARCH IT. LET'S WAIT TILL IT LOADS. I HAVE SLOW INTERNET.

I LIKE TRAINS. OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED. I HAVE THAT LIL DEUCE DEUCE SONG AND IT'S NOT IN THE CORRECT MUSIC FOLDER. I JUST MOVED IT. NOW I CAN LISTEN TO IT.

FIVE DIFFERENT NACHOS

INTIMIDATED BY THE SIZE OF MY BURRITO

INTIMIDATED BY THE SIZE OF MY BURRITO

MEOW

PREPARE TO DIE MOTHERBEEPER

PIPE

CELTIC TECHNO. MAN. WHAT? OH.

FLATLAND WAS WRITTEN IN 1884.

IT'S SO AWESOME

SDUFEIURFIERIUGFIUHBREEEEEE

IT'S SO AWESOME. MY MUM CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT'S WRITTEN. I CAN. BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.

BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO

I don't always to to be awesome, but when I do...

... I'm awesome

I LOVE YOU MISTY.

PLEASE GO AWAY MOTHER DEAR, FOR I CANNOT HEAR YOU

BURRITO

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO WRITE THE WORDS FROM A SONG BUT THEY SING IT FASTER THAN YOU CAN TYPE.

I LIKE TRAINS OOHHHH OHH

HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE I LIKE TRAINS KID?

I LIKE TRAINS

LIL DEUCE DEUCE

ASDF

TOMSKA.

WOOOOO

WAIT. eddsworld. poo!!! rip man.

I LIKE TRAINS

THEY PUT HIM ON SOME RITALIN TO SEE IF THAT WOULD HELP.

RITALIN? HMMMM.

I LIKE TRAINS.

GOT BAD GRADES

I LIKE TRAINS

AWKWARD DATE

I LIKE TRAINS

DON'T LIKE TRAINS?

I LIKE TRAINS.

MEOW

I LIKE TRAINS

SO YEAH WHAT ABOUT THAT

I LIKE TRAINS

ERM

ERM

ERM

WHAT'S NEXT?

PLAY THE DAMN SONG

Oh I need to do it myself

hang on

BIEBER EATING A TWIGLET LOL WTF. NEXT BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT FIFTY MILLION TIMES ALREADY

LAST TRAIN TO AWESOMETOWN

This was meant to be an experiment. I was gonna see what would happen if I wrote a story while hyper. It hasn't worked really.

One day there was a butterfly. It could talk. OMG I SEE A UNICORN. butterfly poo.

But really this has just turned into one big giant stream of consciciousness. I can't spell that...

I'M TIRED.

I WORKED TODAY. GOT SOME MONEYZ FOR MY WIRELESS HEADPHONE. SPEAKING OFF. TELL ME A GOOD BRAND. I DON'T WANT STINK ONES

tail

MOUSE.

1337.

I WOULD TYPE SOMETHING IN H4X0R BUT IT'LL TAKE ME FOREVER LIKE 43V35 IS 5 R I DON'T KNOW

CARAMELLDANSEN

H4X0R

HACKER

AHHH GO AWAY SCARY

SWEDEN YEAH FIKA

WOPP WOOP WOOP WOOP

MEOW

HI MY NAME IS ZAC EFRON AND I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT I WAS A WEE BIT GAY BACK THEN, BUT HAAAA LOOK AT ME KNOW, I'M PRETTY.

TROLOLOLOL PRETTY. THAT'S SUCH A WORD TO CALL A GIRL.

WATER

I DON'T DO DRUGS

I DON'T GET DRUNK

WHAT'S THAT OTHER BAD THING?

.... OH NO WAIT THAT'S NOT BAD.

HYPERNESS

YAWN

I CAN'T SLEEP.

AT NIGHT I GET HYPER. I CAN SEE RAINBOWS

SEE THE WORLD THROUGH MY EYES. ALL RAINBOWS AND CATS AND BRIGHT SKIES AND TECHNO AND HAPPINESS

then the other part of my world where it's rain and dark and clouds and blue

BUUUUUUUUUUT GENERALLY I'M A RAINBOW

DERPIE DERP

HERPIE HERP

HURDER HURDER

MEOW

please you one word to describe the magical fur smiles

QUACK

I... I... I. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU MY SECRETS!

BUT IF YOUR MY BUDDY YOU'LL PROBS GUESS WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT ANYWAY TROLOLOLOLOL

CHICKENS

NYAN

IPHONE

GALAXY

I HATE MY LIFE AND I WANT TO DIE

I GOT NO IPHONE

THAT SONG IS AWESOME MAN

PIZZA

OH MY FREAKING GOD I LOVE PIZZA

:/ I JUST REALISED THIS HAS BEEN SKIPPING MY MUSIC VIDEOS

I HAS A METAL SONG. IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER SLASH SLIPKNOT. IT MAKES ME SMILE.

ERM. THIS FEELS OUT OF PLACE.

GRAVES

MUTHAFUGA USA

PYSCHOSOCIAL

PIKACHUS A VIRGIN

OMFG NO

BASS

KILL

SPIKES

MESS

SCREAM

SCREAMING SINGING

THROW OURSELF AGAINST THE WALL

WHEN I WAS 13, I HAD MY FIRST LOVE, DFGUWIERHFIUQWHFIUQEGHFIUQWGHFRIUGHRFIUGRIUFHRIUFHEWIURGTIUABOVE

WHEN I WAS NOT EVEN YET I HAD MY FIRST LOVE

Such a shame...

EH. I DON'T CARE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO FACEBOOK ONCE YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP YOU TURN ALL EMO AND WANT TO BE OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP. LIKE WTF BRO. WHY EVEN DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? TROLOLOLOL

i liek teh maels

LA LA LA CARAMELLDANSEN

MY CYR SHIRT ARIVED TODAY YEAH

BUT ONE OF THEM IS RIDICULOUSLY HUGE ON ME. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT! IT'S WAY HUGE! NOW I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN HERE OR ANYTHING, BUT IT'LL BE WAY HUGE EVEN ON MY FRIENDS AHHHHH I'M SO SORRY

I'M SORRY

I HATE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE SIZES

IT'S SO MEAN

BUT THIS SHIRT IS JUST SO HUGE

THEY SAY THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME SIZE. LIKE HELL THEY ARE.

OH WELL.

MAYBE I CAN TURN IT INTO A CUSHION OR SOMETHING.

YEAH. LET'S SLEEP ON CYR. TROLOLOLOLOL. oh?

TROLOLOLOLOL. ANJEL WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT.

ME TIRED.

BUT ME ALSO HYPER.

HI PERSON

RAINBOWS

SMILES

YEAAHHHHH

PURDY

WEEE COLOUR

I SHOULD GO AWAY NOW

CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING THIS FAR

REMEMBER, THE CAKE IS A LIE. SO DON'T EAT IT. BECAUSE GLaDOS MIGHT POP OUT OF IT AND MAKE YOU BE A TEST SUBJECT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

ONE MORE SONG. CRACK NYAN. WOW. THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET TO LIKING DUPSTEP. I WISH IT WERE LONGER. THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

PETER COTTONTAIL IS A RABBIT

IT'S 10:01. I'VE BEEN WRITING FOR AN HOUR

OMG THIS GUYS SINGING IS BEAUTIFUL

YOU SHOULD WATCH NZ'S GOT TALENT NUMBAH 2 WHEN IT COMES OUT.

THERE'S THIS BAND FROM WANGANUI THAT I'M REEEALLLY HOPING AUDITIONS AND GETS IN.

THE. SINGER. SINGS. SO. BEAUTIFULLY.

I KNEW THEM FROM SCHOOL.

IT'S QUITE FUNNY HOW THEY'RE LIKE NEARLY FAMOUS NOW.

TROLOLOLOLOL I'VE SPOKEN TO NEARLY FAMOUS PEOPLE.

PEOPLE SAY I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS. THEY SAY I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT PETER JACKSON. NOW COME ON. THAT'S A HUGE TITLE TO LIVE UP TO. HOW THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO PULL OF SOMETHING AS AWESOME AS LORD OF THE RINGS?!

FIVE DIFFERENT NACHOS

POMPPUFIILIOUS

MEOW

FINLAND

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT WHEN EVER I READ OR HEARD THE WORD FINLAND I THINK OF NAKED PEOPLE. IT'S RATHER GROSS. MAKE IT STOP. THINK OF SWEDEN. YEAH FIKA.

Sometimes I just want to say everything I think of people. But of course I can't.

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE JUST A BIT AWKS

OH THAT PERSON THINKS I'M RUDE. OH THAT PERSON THINKS I'M WONDERFUL. OH THAT PERSON THINKS MY VOICE IS HIGHLY ANNOYING. OH THAT PERSON THINK'S I'M SMELLY. OH THAT PERSON THINKS I'M INTELLEGENT. OH THAT PERSON THINK'S MY HAIR LOOKS HIDEOUS. OH THAT PERSON THINKS I'M EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. OH THAT PERSON THINKS I'M LAZY. OH THAT PERSON THINK'S I'M TOO CONDESCENDING.

AHHHHHHHH

IT MUST BE ANNOYING.

I BADLY NEED TO DRINK SOME SLEEPY TEA. TO TURN OFF MY MUSIC. TO SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE INTERNET.

But. I just want to stay.

Okay. I turned my music off.

It's just silence.

This is on my writing.com account.

you should read my tumblr, but of course, you can't BECAUSE IT'S PRIVATE HAHAHAHAHAHA

>:D

My face hurts.

One day it will happen.

HMMMMM. I AM GOING TO GO NOW BYE BEFORE THIS GETS WEIRD.

Remember, the cake is a lie.