Mean drunk

I found a card I wrote myself in the back of a book I used to read.

"This is awarded to you __________ (my name)
For doing fuck all
day in
day out
for the past 20 years

Here's to you
and your superhuman lack of motivation"

Thing is I like myself
and I did back then too.

I guess the moral is
I was a mean drunk
back then
and I shouldn't
be allowed to drink
and write
if that's what
i'm going to come out with.