M1 Ripples

[Commencing organic distress sequence.]



[Releasing compressed panic compound.]

Please, no smoking.



[Draining atmospheric elements of harmony.]

Remain seated.



[Terminating all remaining traces of serenity to maximize hysteria.]

Exit in a chaotic and disorderly manner.



Open emergency kit B.

Consume tablets A, C, and D.

Brace for comatose.



[Ignoring reality to induce artificial fantasy.]

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