Understand Monkeys, Understand Humans

Chapter 1 – Monkeys Will

Monkeys will misspeak.
Monkeys will make mistakes.
Monkeys will cuss.
Monkeys will cheat.
Monkey will steal.
Monkeys will cry.
Monkeys will sag.
Monkeys will mess up.
Monkeys will be disrespectful.
Monkeys will rhyme.
Monkeys will kiss and tell.
Monkeys will scratch.
Monkeys will be late.
Monkeys will make general statements.
Monkeys will get all up in it.
Monkeys will be the center of attention.
Monkeys will have double standards.
Monkeys will not go to counseling.
Monkeys will counsel you.
Monkeys will pressure you.
Monkeys will quit.
Monkeys will not forgive.
Monkeys will pass you by.
Monkeys will eat your bananas.
Monkeys will spin around.
Monkeys will get divorced.
Monkeys will finish.
Monkeys will go to sleep.
Monkeys will break your stuff.
Monkeys will fall down.
Monkeys will act a fool.
Monkeys will play too much.
Monkeys will get in their feelings.
Monkeys will watch smut TV.
Monkeys will hang with monkeys.
Monkeys will get tired.
Monkeys will get mad.
Monkeys will make progress.
Monkeys will ask a lot of questions.
Monkeys will keep on going.
Monkeys will get tired of being beat up.
Monkeys will try to get in on the joke.
Monkeys will feel conscious.
Monkeys will use real bad judgment.
Monkeys will do anything.