Oblique Machine Engineer

"Oblique Machine Engineer"

It's a high stress job,
but someone's gotta do it.
Everything's harder, when
nothing's congruent.

The bolts, stands,
rubber bands and
wrenches are all
mangled, and designed
at different angles. Designed,
just to piss me off.

Day in, out, the
machines shout, fall
break, and shake. All
the while I toss, dive
turn, and yearn for a
place where someone,
would stop and use a ruler.